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Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash. We're all throwing the dice, playing the game, moving our pieces around the board, but if there is a problem the lawyer is the only person who has read the inside of the top of the box. Goodbye." What would the world be like if people said whatever they were thinking, all the time, whenever it came to them? See you later." You know what I never get with the limo?
According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. The idea behind the tuxedo is the woman's point of view that men are all the same; so we might as well dress them that way. The end of the show they hold it up to the camera, "Well, here it is.
Jerry and George get the green light to produce Jerry, the pilot for the series based on their "nothing" lives.
Russell Dalrymple, the president at NBC behind the pilot, is obsessed with Elaine.
Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash. Men think, ' I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked.' Jerry Seinfeld When you make a TV show, they always say you're a guest in someone's home. So that's why I try to make it sound and look and feel very inviting and attractive, because I know that I'm in your face.
Jerry Seinfeld There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Jerry Seinfeld I don't want to be too critical of what other people do, but when people go back to do the same thing that they did, I'm completely confused.
I'm like, ' Didn't you make that movie already?
' I've been very fortunate, and I'm well taken care of, so the least I can do is try to go forward.
I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy. To me, a lawyer is basically the person that knows the rules of the country. "Oh, sorry, your rear end is too big." "That's ok, your breath stinks anyway. Yeah, what a better way not to have people notice you than taking a thirty foot Cadillac with a TV antenna and a uniformed driver. Maybe the pilot sits up there in the cockpit going, "Oh, I don't believe this. I did it again." They tell you it's something mechanical because they don't want to come on the P. system, "Ladies and gentlemen, we're going to be delayed here on the ground for a while.
He's down there every week, waiting on the lines and getting interviewed and making up all these lies about looking for jobs.
Ever see that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? This guy has never worked so hard in his life as he has to keep this thing going. I'm sorry, I'll run back and get them." I once had a leather jacket that got ruined in the rain.
I have a friend who's collecting unemployment insurance. When it's raining, do cows go up to the farmhouse, "Let us in!
To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we're doing we can be ready in two minutes. They're very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur. I don't know if it was divine intervention or the kinship of all living things, but I tell you, Jerry, at that moment - I was a Marine Biologist!