Julia allison dating checklist


28-Mar-2020 19:08

You know, like that guy who either had a cocaine problem or IBS and said “Cheers” to himself as he downed both of our shots on the first date, or the one who wore Jesus sandals and took me to Starbucks. Like, I took off my crown, gave it a little polish, and handed it right on over to her. Because while I’ve been out with some gigantic losers, I’ve never, ever, ever had to clean all of my sheets and blankets and rugs and ancillary items in my bedroom because my drunken, Del Taco’s taco-filled, stark naked date was passed out, spread-eagle on my pink princess comforter. You know how everyone has that “freebie” list of celebrities that you could meet, sleep with, and your partner couldn’t get mad? I mean, if I canget my parents to make that list, I can pretty much get anyone to. Also, you could totally Photoshop Julia’s face and my face onto this photo and it’d be an accurate picture of how I think she now feels about me even though we’ve never met in person.

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Can talk with him for hours and not run out of things to say 10.

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